Cristine (aaron warner’s version) ♡ > Recent Status Updates

“You gonna put field mice in my house?” I asked, hoping a joke would repair some of the damage.

“Why bother? There’s no point in getting revenge on someone too dumb to care.”

WAYLAY 🙌🏼

No words, just Waylay dropping truth bombs. You suck, Knox

I can probably list a thousand ways how he’s fucking this up.

GO QUEEN

Loving it so far! But he’s about to break up with her so I’m allowed to say he’s stupid, right?

Slightly nervous to read this because it’s so popular, and popular books almost always let me down but here’s to hoping I’ll fall in love with this book! 🥰🥰

“Should I be jealous that he’s your new rival?”

OWEMJI DEAD, AND GONE, AND BURIED

He just ghosted her :(

“I don’t take my eyes off of hers.
This is wrong.
This is weird.
This is right.”

Hehe

Currently leaning towards the DNF pile but here’s to hoping the second half gets better!

ooops, he’s digging his own grave 😛

Still unsure about Dante but this scene is 100% good!

“You can’t see the stars in New York,” Dante said. “So I brought the stars to you.”

The “I see the way he looks at you” scenes in romance books >>>

hey Alexa, play sweet nothing by Taylor Swift 🖤

God, the audacity of this guy to tell her she’s his after he basically burned all the bridges connecting them together 🙄

“Hate me. Don’t cry over me. Never cry over me. I’m not worth it.”

He’s all wrong, but i like that he knows hes not worth it. I am hoping she’ll never even consider taking him back but I know that won’t happen 🥲

Alex is so twisted. I want to asphyxiate the heck out of him.

I know where he’s coming from but fuck if this doesn’t hurt

“Because you’re special, Iris. You’re strange and surprising, and I’m endlessly curious about the things that take up space in your mind.”

“One of these days, I’d like to get lost with you,” he says, and I laugh.

When she’s teasing him about him missing the Nat Geo special and he tells her: “I’m not missing anything” while looking into her eyes 😭

ONE BED TROPE!!! or one tent trope? 😂

“You’re the one to impress, Iris.”

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

“Pike Alder is eating the KIND bar I gave him.
And for some reason, it makes me inexplicably happy.”

YASSSS

I actually finished this earlier but I’ll still post my progress because why not? 😂

Finally reading something witchy this October! I was sooo busy these past few weeks and I haven’t read a book ever since! Here’s to hoping this will be really good!

“and she’s probably just someone with average smarts who bought her high score.”

Oh, Day. Who would’ve thought that you’d fall heads over heels with her?

You can’t say these things and expect me to be okay.

WHAT THE FUCK, I CANNOT ACCEPT THIS

What the hell? THE AUTHOR KILLED SOMEONE I REALLY LIKED AND IM PISSED