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Duuuuude, don't be a dumbass

I’m dreaming. I know I’m fucking dreaming. This has been my nightmare the last few days—that I’d meet his parents while I’m still on his dick. It’s not real. We’re probably still in the cabin, and I’m balls deep in a loopy ass dream.


LMAOOOO

This is ridiculous and I am feral for it

Blue’s eyes fly open as I slide my hand a few inches toward him, letting it drift off my pillow to rest on the mattress between us. He worries his lip ring with his teeth again, and his fingers twitch a time or two before his hand moves to settle gently over mine.


🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Sweet sweet Finley. Who'd have thought?

I don't want this book to end.

Hot. HOT. HOTTTT

“Ye rouse me, Folke.” Breathlessly spoken. “In ways I’m na longer used to.”


😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

I LIVE for the tender intimate moments 🥹

This book is so atmospheric my heart can't take it 🤌🏽

“You don’t have to worry anymore, baby. Daddy’s here. I’m gonna help you with all the tough things, okay? I’m gonna make sure all the rules are fair and you get everything you deserve. No one’s gonna hurt you anymore.”


OMFG, YES.

I am so excited for this!

This family is unhinged and I love them.

“Saint Longinus,” Joe offered.
“That’s apocryphal,” Percy spat.
“You’re apocryphal,” Joe threw back.


I'm going to start using apocryphal as an insult 😂

“He’s had plenty of hot guys. Giordano’s way better looking.”
Althea rolled her eyes.
“Giordano looks exactly the same.”
“That’s racist.”
“You can’t be racist against Italians.”
“You just found a way.”


😂😂😂😂😂😂

The MOUTH on this man 😮‍💨

This is the slowest of the slow burns and I am living for the gentle bi-awakening and grief rep 🥹

These two are ADORABLE 🥹

Omg, the Armagnac 😂😂
My mum would be so proud of Percy and his recipe

I'm already in love with both MCs 😍

“He’s a cold-blooded eurotrash psychopath, and you should never underestimate that sort of person.” Joe nodded.
“You don’t win Eurovision unless you have a ruthless streak.”

LMAOOO

Oh, the love I have for chapter titles 😍🙌🏽

Ok ok, that didn't last long.
Phew.

One of my least favourite tropes. Ugh.

Omg the gay pastor and his twink 😆😆

It was a shame Walker couldn't ask for what he truly wanted for his birthday. But then, adults rarely got what they wanted because they were usually too polite or too afraid to admit that they just wanted to get drunk and watch The Lord of the Rings by themselves or get plowed by the nanny.



You and me both, Walker.

"I don't know what you'd call it but cranky, uptight guys who melt when you pet them are definitely my kink."

You and me both, Fin

Please, someone ban me from Smashwords.

It is time.

“So, there was only one room available for this week. And apparently the Great and Powerful Keanu Reeves in the sky is a fanfic reader because, wouldn’t you know it, there’s only one bed.”

This idiot is only redeemed because he's too funny to be true.