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glad the dogs have healthy digestion

WTF SONYA!?

COLDLY HORNY 😂

i like how she didn't recognise his voice yet said she'd recognise it anywhere

the dad stuff is so uncomfortable

i laughed at "shadi screams when she turns left."

idc for morgan's plight. i definitely think wolfe's mother made it so they can only go to the iron tower to protect them.

olive is memorable? how?

didn't we already establish from golden chapters who that adam had been pining for her???

olive is so annoying

blah blah blah

this chapter wouldn't be necessary if they just spoke to one another

love that she can blow like a champ without any experience

i'm concerned about her vagina sucking things. i hate that we continue to prop virginity as something when it's not. and adam won me over by constantly checking in while he was dicking the useless olive

yeah let me touch your boner to prove you want to have sex with me 🙄

tom is lame and olive is mediocre

😴

how did we go from olive acknowledging adam has liked her for a while to her believing he likes someone else in the span of one paragraph?

over everyone telling bland olive how amazing she is

olive is honestly the worst person alive

i don't mind adam if i imagine him as matthew daddario

she's so boring

she's so useless

of course adam already fucking likes her! IT HAS BEEN OBVIOUS SINCE THE PROLOGUE

olive is ruining a trope i love so much bc she's a dunderhead

skimming

literally just skimming and reading the dialogue only at this point.

so olive is "so kind" and "amazing" bc she's chosen to fake date a dude so that her friend can get with this other bloke?

tbh if my friend refused to get with a dude i had briefly seen, that's their problem.

but olive is an idiot.

so does gordon know babs is batgirl?!!??

olive is so deeply unlikeable

olive is a dickhead