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I'm also going to start writing hate Mail @ myself

these people "get to know each other" by reading each other's diaries; I guess this is what people did in the olden day instead of having a conversation

can't believe Dracula did NOT shave that moustache after becoming young

gay?

biggest horror so far is Dracula's moustache, ngl

I fear I am over cozy books and now just want drama, can anyone recommend an LGBT book with Maximum drama? thx.

this book has way better writing than I remember

why is this so boring.

I have this one (1) brain & two (2) eyes; I am currently using them to read this and I feel the need to apologize, they deserve so much better.

I hate every character so much

first time something is happening in this shit show

closed the book because of second hand embarrassement.

good news for anyone who's a bad parent: just marry a person and THEY become the parent! life hack!

if sir phillip has one hater, it's me. if he has none, I am dead.

99% of this are very relatable. it would be 100% relatable to me if only one of my family members actually liked me and would give me life advice, but I guess that only happens in fiction

okay I know this is an absolute terrible admission but I hate men buns so much that it's hard for me to like Asher just because he has one