Status Updates From A Confederate General from ...

Haven't read this one in a bit. A few spots that I'm not sure I'm comfortable with on the re-read, but every once in a while he still hits with a particular sentence or simile. I'm not even sure I fully believe in or endorse this sentiment, but my golly I'd love to be able to pull this one out when someone's other was riding them a bit too hard: "Don't let her tan your balls and make a wallet out of them."