Status Updates From Paradise

Gripped from the very 1st page ! I’m in a death grip

Authors pls stop describing chest hair on ur mmc that shit is not sexy 😭 (to me)

This has all the tropes I hate yet I’m enjoying myself lol

This shit is exactly like hearing ur friend’s latest argument history with her e

This book makes me feel asexual.

Yeah it is still bad. My brother in christ if u just tell one more time me how insanely deadly fatally otherworldly katy perry attractive, Imma lose it. This book depiction of matt alone and how he is supposed to be the dream man is misogynistic. Yeah character can be flawed but a philanderer with anger issue who kissed + touched a woman when she was upset. This dude a villain

Creepy matt. Old ass creepy mercurial man. These two horrible boring people deserve each other

737 pages is too long. Good plot but very wordy…

Matte. That is all.