Status Updates From Il monaco

Okay, this is getting crazy. I get why people were so scandalized when this was first published.

Every character/couple are parallels of each other to the point that they are all nearly the same character. I need a map to remember who is who.
Also, two major female characters with names that start with A just makes this so much worse.

matthew lewis…i don’t think i like you as a person, but your prose is really fucking good. man, what a conundrum.