Status Updates From Cicero: Selected Works

So theres Verres, pretty horible person right. then we got cateline who dies. Apparantly killing a roman rich guy gives you exile... "For as long as I have you I shall never think myself lose." Then hes defending boss man poet Archias. Then comes boppy hoe Marcus Caelius who had his scadalous affair with Clodia. Then a BUNCHHHHH of letters and finally is books!!!!!

Holy sh*t! His level of sass toward Antony puts the mean girls burn book to shame. I love it 🤣

So the first 90 pages of the book is Cicero just shitting on Gaius Verres and apparently for good reason 😭