Status Updates From Defiance (Strange Angels, #4)

"Why hadn't I absorbed his training when he'd forced me to drink his blood?" BECAUSE YOU'RE A STUBBORN DUMBASS WHO DOESN'T LISTEN TO ANYONE. YOU'VE HAD 4 BOOKS TO TRAIN AND STILL DON'T LISTEN PROPERLY. DUMBASS.

also graves is the mvp just shooting the shit out of him

THEYYY LITERALLY HAD THE BIG BAD VILLAIN HALF-DEAD ON THE FLOOR ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS FINISH HIM OFF AND THEY LEFT HIM THERE. AND OF COURSE HE HEALED AND GOT BACK UP. ARE YOU DUMB?????? YOU WERE RIGHT THERE. WE WOULDN'T HAVE NEEDED A BOOK 5.

omg she literally handed herself to the villain this dumb ass... like walked to his house by herself... for no good reason....

"no one told me the truth because if they did i would have stormed out and gotten captured so they lied to me and because they lied i stormed out and got captured. the problem is clearly every one else and not my own stubborness!!!11!!"

"I tied my hair up in a messy bun because im not girly lol then i snuck out despite every single person and living being warning me not to, then i proceed to walk RIGHT into the arms of the villain because i don't listen to anyone! i then think about my dead dad for the millionth time and cry over graves while thinking about kissing christophe, even though he was in love with my dead mom. My life is soooo crazy!!!!!"

christophe is such a creep and what the hell was that random makeout session? why do they keep doing that? he was in love with your MOTHER. HE'S OLD.

Dru's 'not like other girls' persona is so intensely irritating i could scream.
- referring to her breasts as "breasitcles" and "chesticles", because saying otherwise is admitting to being a woman
- wants bigger tits but doesn't say it outright because that's too feminine
- hates HATES HATES shopping because all she wants his guns hehe...
- Rejects feminine care but is somehow still beautiful because she's svetocha

Two chapters in and I've already read the word "breasticles" and "chesticles" too many times. Also again, already, with the repeated dead Dad monologues. Holy Fucking Shit. I'm so sick of hearing about this dead man. He has more lines deceased than Graves and Christophe combined. DRU CAN FIGHT WITHOUT US HAVING TO GO BACK TO THE DEAD DAD. WE KNOW HE TAUGHT HER EVERYTHING. WE. FUCKING. KNOW. STOP. REPEATING. PLEASE.

these books really kept me alive as a preteen I can only appreciate that re reading them

Well… wowzers to that one. He has a way with words