Status Updates From The Blonde Geisha

The torture is ALMOST over.

It only gets worse and worse

Once I'm done with this it goes STRAIGHT into the fire. There is no way in hell I will be putting this back onto my shelf. I will burn it AND grill some sausages over it <3

Someone looks to the left, horny. Someone sits down, horny. Someone picks up a stone, horny. Someone hits their little toe on the edge of a table leg, horny. I'm so damn tired. It's not interesting and does nothing if that's all there is. The plot is literally just ''horny''.

If I have to read ''Respectable Penis'' one more time I might projectile vomit. It's at times written up to 5 times on A SINGLE PAGE! Help me...

Dude hears someone inside the wall, takes his sword out and yells WHO IS THERE but it doesn't matter cuz the other girl grabbed a nut and showed her titty so suddenly he forgot all about it. This writing is pathetic...

How am I supposed to take a dangerous situation seriously if the dude has one hand on his sword and the other is stroking his peen??? The author needs therapy or something. This happens so often it stopped being funny at this point.

Also, all the random boners are cracking me up. You're having a serious conversation and suddenly BAM! a peen appears from under someones clothes for no reason other than that EVERYONE IS SO HORNY ALL THE TIME IN THIS BOOK omg....

This book is offensive and lacks any research to the point that even the translator gave up. The amount of spelling mistaked is chocking. At least 5 on each page. Either words spelled wrong, terrible grammar or choice of words making little sense. My god this is bad...

Lord have mercy on my soul...it doesn't get any better

Oh HOW convenient that the only second location your dad knows is a tea house huh...

the ''0'' instead of a ''o'' send me

I am uncomfortable...

Saw the reviews and now I'm curious. How bad can it be...? lmao