Status Updates From Werewolves in Their Youth

That Was Me
“In the corner across from the door, Lester Foley-elected by a plebiscite of local drunks to the mayoralty of Berthannette, a minute township made up of a general store and a post office, a failed Shell station, and the Patch- was sleeping, curled into a ball that did not seem large enough to be composed of an entire man.”

The Harris Fetko Story
Harris Fetko’s description of his father, Coach Fetko, seeing him after 5 years:

“With his black clothes, his close cropped hair, and his eyes that were saved from utter coldness by a faint blue glint of lunacy, he looked like a man who had been trained in his youth to drop out of airplanes in the dead of night and strangle enemy dictators in their sleep.”

Mrs Box

“There had been an extramarital kiss, entrepreneurial disaster, a miscarried baby, sexual malaise, and then very soon they had been forced to confront the failure of an expedition for which they had set out remarkably ill-equipped, like a couple of trans-Arctic travelers who through lack of preparation find themselves stranded and are forced to eat their dog.”

Son Of Wolfman
A childless couple final get pregnant, but can they overcome the tragic circumstances of the pregnancy?

House Hunting
A couple grapple with their marital strife as they house hunt with the Realtor from hell!

Werewolves in Their Youth
“Timothy Stokes, Timothy Stokes, You’re going to the home for crazy folks.”

“What’s that smell-o? Paul Kpvel-o
He smells like poop He smells like tomato beef Alphabet soup.”

Ahh kids!