Status Updates From In the Flesh (Flesh, #1)

How did I ever give this more than 3 starts (and that only if I'm generous)?

This guy is so inappropriate it's not even funny.

I don't remember needing this much suspension of disbelief when I first read this...

Boy is Cris such a man whore

Found this on my kindle. Must have been a promo. Not impressing me.

Well, hell. Flesh hates the only decent non-animated holiday movie ever made. I just can't understand people who don't love "A Christmas Story" as much as I do.

*record scratch* I don't know how I missed it every other time but OMFG I cannot STAND IT when people pronounce my state as NeVAHda (with an "a" like "say ah"). For God's sake, it's NevAda (like the "a" in CAT).

Hmmmm...something about Flesh's irritation at Colby not wanting to be "out" doesn't sit well with me. I guess if it were me I'd think he shouldn't have any say in it since they aren't a committed couple. BUT - they are. They just don't have a typical relationship. I like it when a book makes me think about my own boundaries and expectations...

Wow, a mature DTR conversation with honest expectations and concerns. I'm not even mad at Flesh's comment about non-monogamy; that's a viable relationship status for a lot of people and it wasn't hypocritical since he didn't expect it in return. Glad "the rules" will stay in effect; if I were Colby I'd just worry whether he could be more successful at sticking to them with potential tricks.

Soooo, I guess it wasn't him then. Ooops.

Oh, okay. So the more we learn about Flesh's past the more I understand his character...

At first I was thinking that Gabe might have something to do with the murder but now I can't decide if the perp is the asshole (closeted?) cop or Daddy Joe's kid.

Oh fuck yeah...I'm a whore for interracial romance stories.

I'm kinda digging how unapologetic Flesh is about what he likes when it comes to sex. Kind of an asshole, aggressive, dominant dude...but a total butt slut bottom. Way to invert that trope - I approve.

Okay, wow. There's a whole lotta sexin' here; I just checked the book summary and none of it's even been with the actual love interest yet! Considering the narrator MC, that's probably par for the course but jeez!

Aaaaaaand, of course the Bible-thumping preacher spouting hate-filled sermons on the evils of homosexuality is a closet case. *eyeroll*

Ha! Listing "the rules" like that reminds me a bit of NCIS and Gibbs' Rules.

Hahahaha, Cristian is such a piece of shit! I can't stop listening to this because... this man is unbelievable.

Uhhhhh. This is messed up. Haha.

Is this even a romance? I mean, it's hot as shit, but seriously... is this a romance? Ha.

Okay. Time to finish this up. Let's see just how stupid this can get, shall we?

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.