Status Updates From The Fairy Godmother (Five H...

So, the Tradition doesn’t have a plan for Elena and Alexander, but the Great Fae do. Interesting.

Yes! Yes! Castrate him, Hob!

OK this page is just uncomfortable to read. He’s going to seduce her and fuck her? Not just seduce, but overpower her. Jesus Christ.

Alexander certainly does have a very stubborn mind. ‘Whatever does the Godmother want with me?’ She told you, you fool! She’s teaching you a lesson! But he doesn’t believe it, so it can’t possibly be true.

Those who don’t work don’t eat, hey? Karma’s a bitch.

Nevermind, he’s a total arsehole

So is Alexander Elena’s future husband? He doesn’t seem like turning-into-donkey material.

Well, that was fast. I would have thought training to be a Godmother would take longer. Though I suppose Elena’s been very dedicated, and she does seem quite smart and talented.

Arachnia’s back! I thought we’d never see her again after the christening chapter.

A royal christening! Is someone going to turn up and curse the little princess? Will Elena be rocking some evil Sorceress’s shit?

The setting and descriptions in these books are so lovely! Everything just seems so vibrant and beautiful.
Don’t be unfair to the chickens, Elena, they’re beautiful creatures!

‘Some are not even Princes at all, but Princesses!’ Girl careful, your 2004 is showing.

Went into this book without reading the synopsis, fully expecting a direct Cinderella retelling so I didn't expect the apprentice twist like that was buzz asfff also... woke cunty fairy godmother