Status Updates From Ancient Evenings

Ramses II wins Kadesh single-chariotedly with a lion sidekick.
With all the timeless horrors of war and so much gay rape.

"Indeed I used to feel as if I wandered, like a child just able to walk, between the thighs of the multitude of Great Gods. There is no sound I have known like the rustling of that Great Hall at night. In my second life as High Priest I used to wander by myself through the ailes and hear the stones communicating with each other before dawn."

Echoes of the Greek myth of the Collosses of Memnon!