Status Updates From The Scandalous Confessions ...

The parallel timelines leaving off at cliffhangers make it so hard to even put this down to go sleep 😩

It's like 'oh just one more chapter to figure out what happened in the past!' 'okay, now the present is unresolved... One more chapter...?'

-_-

My romance brain is saying Wickham is deeeefinitely already falling

Lmao I thought the French disease was Syphilis and yes, yes it is 🤣

Sidenote, I love the blacked out pages marking the different parts, very chique

😞

Lmao

'made me too handsome, that's on you 🤷🏼'

No, definitely best to keep my mouth shut.

Later
I told him.

This is sending me 🤣🤣🤣

Omggggg I thought it was just him but it was his dad???

"You can win all sorts of interesting things at cards."

I'm sure you can, Satan

We should really bring back introducing the oldest daughter by 'Miss Familyname' 🤣

I'm dying to know what pact they made in Brighton xD

Why does that chapter ending make it so ominous 🥺

Literally one page ago: Darcy's just paranoid
Now: Okay so maybe he was onto something actually, whoops

Some of them are Greek, which seems excessive.

Funniest take on math so far 🤣

*gasp* Wickham! You brute!

"conjugating être" just unlocked the conjugations of être in my head so now I'm mentally going down the rows xD

But good for her for being snobby about learning them at 7, I guess, I learned them at 11, I think

Lmao uno reverse

Too busy to visit me? No worries, I'll come to you

I actually really like the slower build and drawn-out storytelling that I read some others disliked

It feels very much like what I remember Austen's work feels like

"I declare, there are times I wish that nasty creature and I really were married"

Intrigue!

But also, I feel you girl 🤣

Oooh demon man 😏

Solid recap of Pride & Prejudice, many thanks, I read it last about 8-10 years ago 🤣

I'm getting a slight Luc & Adeline vibe from Wormenheart's interaction, let's hope he's a villain and not a future love interest 🤣

"If you ever have the chance to gove your cat the power of speech, I strongly advise against it."

No but I really want to know what my guys are thinking of the world

Nice, establishing the ground rules of magic

And I love the theme of an open-ended favor being a dangerous thing to grant to another, very fae-like ☺️

Aww yay, saved a goat! ☺️