Status Updates From The Scandalous Confessions ...

Kitty 🥺🥺🥺

Ohhhh that's who she's narrating to...

omgggfffggffhdhdhfd ahHahahahha

Okay noted, they did

"That was the last thing I remembered for quite some time"

What did he do??

Oh boy

I don't know if I'm just a little dumb or what, but I can't tell if they just kissed or if she actually gave him her virtue (and now I'm off to wash my mouth with soap for calling it that)

Nothing interesting will ever happen to Mary

I think I saw a future book by Taub about Mary, so... 👀👀👀

Goddamnit Wickham. 🥺

The less bad choice? I fully agree on the owl plan though, sounds way better...

Ahhh and that's why it got all messed uppp

Now I get it 😩😩😩

Omg I was right about Harriet! Stupid woman

Ha! Even the narrator not wanting to leave too much of a cliffhanger, I love it 🤣🤣🤣

And of course it is once again a cliffhanger 🤣😩

Oh not that witch 😠

Ohhhwwww Lydia 😩

It sounds awfully like Harriet is siphoning off Lydia's strength...

Right, the idea of a man and woman being friends was not really a thing yet...

I must be the only girl in the world who has threatened the virtue of a demon, rather than the other way around.

I am rooting so hard

Lmao this sounds awfully like an MLM scheme 🤣🤣🤣

The Heir of the Witch-Queen... Lydia, this you?

I'm a sucker for a tragic backstory, even more so if it is sapphic 😩🥺

They can feel each other now? 😏😏😏

Lmao literally yesterday when reading I questioned who tf does not taste seawater in punch, and now one page later today it's explained that the normal folk did think it was foul 🤣🤣🤣

XD

But seawater in punch? Ew, how do you not taste that

Forgot how old he was 💀🤣

Selkies? Selkies!

"Anyone would have believed he really meant it"

Anyone but you, apparently xD