Status Updates From Fight Club

and done

damn he’s got no balls

i completely forgot that there was more after the reveal

“that way, when deep space exploitation ramps up, it will probably be the megatonic corporations that discover all the new planets and map them. the ibm stellar sphere. […] budweiser world.”

this is what toronto, canada already feels like.

i bet that reveal would’ve been crazy if i hadn’t already seen the movie

does the narrator know he’s allowed to kiss men?

cult-maxxing

“young guy with an angel’s face” 🤨🏳️‍🌈❓

“tyler and i were looking more and more like identical twins.”

wonder what this is foreshadowing

french-canadian mention ‼️

i’m lost

i genuinely can’t stress this enough: idk what’s happening but i’m having fun (i think)

i feel like i’m rapidly approaching gay sex

“marla looks at me as if i’m the one humping her”

you may be shocked by this information i’m about to tell you narrator.

i had a dream i was humping marla singer to tyler and marla had sex. i wonder what this could be foreshadowing.