Status Updates From Fruitloops & Dipsticks

wishing she was a boy so she could love a girl but she cant help loving the boy but shes pretending to be a boy so she cant be open about it because the boy she likes thinks shes a boy and she wants to be a boy but she wants to love a boy what a mind trip

this childrens book could never have been released today. we got:

cross dressing (thats fine)
12 year olds smoking cigarettes (thats not fine)
a 12 year old girl described as easy and animalistic for having 'big breasts' and happily letting the boys grope her (wtf)
main character being forced to use the boys changing room and describing the other 12 year old boys willies in graphic detail, cocktail sausages and wtf

poor ingvar getting abused lol. also this feels like transgender allegory with Simone preferring being Simon. Cute story so far, even though i know nothing about swedish culture other than pewdiepie

im immature so i cant help calling it fruitloops & dipshits