Status Updates From A Prayer for Owen Meany

This book is so fucking tedious. I do not need to be reading pages about how this random character was not nominated for a position in church, or how a random couple in an apartment is dealing with their new twin babies by how they feed them using a double seater high chair. Literally not important to the story at all. Such filler garbage. About to DNF this annoying ass book. Fuck. This writer sucks.

“Christmas is our time to be aware of what we lack, of who’s not home.”

Okay sorry but the Christmas pageant scene is an 11/10 on the melodrama scale. I’m getting secondhand embarrassment.