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Lucario
is on page 28 of 192
Starting off strong with a big cup of "What the fuck is going on"
— 7 hours, 19 min ago
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zneeb
is 75% done
i have thoughts and none of them are positive
— 19 hours, 36 min ago
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Ellie Mae
is on page 118 of 192
it baffles me that this man still thinks he can be normal
— Jun 12, 2026 02:12PM
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Ellie Mae
is on page 96 of 192
read 6 fucking pages and what the fuck is going on. dog dead. teeth pulled out. human centipede in progress.
— Jun 12, 2026 01:55PM
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Ellie Mae
is on page 90 of 192
guys stop the shit eating and cow raping is just weird now
— Jun 11, 2026 02:08PM
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Ellie Mae
is on page 68 of 192
brother is talking to cows now and still thinks he can be normal
— Jun 11, 2026 12:20AM
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zneeb
is 30% done
i didnt have to read this i dont know why i did
— Jun 10, 2026 05:33PM
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zneeb
is 15% done
is this book even meant to be taken seriously
— Jun 10, 2026 05:22PM
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zneeb
is starting
curiosity killed the cat. reading this may turn out badly for me
— Jun 10, 2026 05:09PM
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Carrie
is 30% done
I regret letting my curiosity get the best of me
— Jun 08, 2026 01:33PM
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Ellie Mae
is on page 31 of 192
i’m so beyond uncomfortable what is this book
— Jun 08, 2026 12:30AM
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