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“Emotions don’t necessarily have a moral compass.”
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"So what if there are no sparks or butterflies? Sparks and butterflies break your heart and drive you to the edge of insanity. They give you adrenaline-filled highs and desperate on the kitchen floor lows." 🫠
— 20 hours, 47 min ago
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"A single person upsets the numbers. We upset theatre rows, hotel rooms, Sunday pub roasts for two."
— 21 hours, 6 min ago
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“One of the few women I know who wears active wear to actually be active and not just to go to the supermarket.” 😆
— Jun 14, 2026 07:10AM
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“Why is it you always bump into someone when you look terrible and never when you’ve had a blow dry?”
— Jun 14, 2026 06:51AM
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"No one ever tells you that when you're younger, do they? That inside all those boring looking old people there still beats a teenage heart that finds the same things funny."
— Jun 13, 2026 03:08PM
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