Status Updates From Succubus Revealed (Georgina...

“And there’s nothing you want?” he asked in his best echoing Santa voice.
“Nothing you can give, I’m afraid,” she said. Her smile faltered. “But thanks.”
Carter peered at her with that piercing look he sometimes used on me, the one that seemed to look right inside me. “No,” he agreed. “You’re right. But I can give you all my prayers. And my hopes for the best.”

Carter as Santa is just MAGICAL.

Ian, you just got schooled by a nine year old. YDI

Roman gave me a lopsided smile. “’It is a far, far better thing that I do –‘”
“Oh shut the fuck up,” I said afraid I was going to start crying.

Roman....you're my hero!

“That,” he told Roger exuberantly, “is how a bird in the hand gets up before the early worm.”
“That doesn’t make any sense,” said Roger.
Carter pointed at the scoreboard. “Neither does that, but there you have it.”

Angelic wisdom at its finest

"Have you ever wanted to put on a Santa suit?"
"I have always wanted to do that," said Carter gravely.

I like Santa Carter the best.

“Lord, Mom. Is that from that Web site I told you not to order from? You know their stuff’s made in China. I know this woman who could have made you one out of sustainable organic fabric.”
“Hemp is a drug, not a fabric,” she told him.”

Mrs. Mortensen needs to be on a shirt.

Jerome fell silent as his gaze rested on Seth’s T-shirt, depicting John Cusack’s iconic stance with the boom box over his head.
“Nice shirt,” said Jerome at last.
“Um, thanks,” said Seth.

Awkward!

I think Ian & Peter would get along really well!

And this is somehow gong to prove your employees 'evilness' to the world."

Bowling is totally evil muahhahahah

"Did you remember to bring wine?" he asked.
"Peter, until a minute ago, I didn't even remember I was supposed to be at your place. Do you really need wine?"
"I don't want to run out of the good stuff," he said.
"I seriously doubt you're going to--wait. Is Carter there?"
"Yes."
"Okay, I'll pick up some wine."
#partyhardcarter

Re-read / Buddy Read with Ash Wednesday, Bailey and Tandie. Home stretch girls.

okay, that was sweet, but I stand by my earlier comments, that part didn't change lol

"I mustered a smile. 'How’d you get so wise, Doug?' He finished his coffee in a gulp. 'Fuck if I know.'” I snort-laughed. Loudly. It hurt.