Status Updates From Lautloser Tod

Again, how the hell do you prevent it from killing yourself?!!

This is so freaking stupid. Like, Malik, you have a computer. Just email the answers to Kitt.

You were just told the location of one of them 🤦‍♀️

Don't call her kiddo! She's an adult woman and your girlfriend, that's both condescending and disturbing!

Stop whining about how awful political correctness is you little racist!

Because your skin colour has so much to do with it

It's wild that this sort of thing has probably been done, because it's so utterly idiotic idea. Why would anyone halfway sane try to make a disease immune to vaccines? Wouldn't logic say it also means your vaccines won't work and your country is equally in danger?!!

I hope the victims will be cremated.

I don't like him changing his name. It gives the impression that everything Arabic/Islamic is bad, even names.

Jake, you don't really come out as tough and determined, you come out as an asshole.

"I don't like being politically correct!" That's because you're a racist and don't want others to call you out on it.

No it doesn't. Also don't you use condoms? Or care that you are dripping from your cunt?!

Jake, you spent weeks thinking whether you want to marry Joanna or not. She obviously deserves to consider exactly as carefully.

Please say you will have couple's counselling before wedding. Marriage doesn't actually solve problems, you know.

That's because the Sudanese aren't Arabs. Sudan is in Africa.

What about Miguel the car attendant?! Isn't he a primary contact? And whoever touched the bike after Maria?

This is really not the time and place for flirting!

For fuck's sake, you had a conversation with Wolinsky about bioterrorism. Wouldn't it seem reasonable to mention Jake that?! And how about the fact that you told Wolinsky about the terrorist?

Why is it that sexist people always think boy children survive the loss of their father better than their mothers survive the loss of a spouse? Logic says it's the other way round, since those women are, you know, proper adults.

What's wrong with you asshole?!! You don't just touch people without their permission, let alone lift them up!

They won't be safe - and after the big event, no-one will be flying anywhere.