Status Updates From El Evangelio según Jesucristo

"MUCH HAS BEEN SAID ABOUT LIFE’S COINCIDENCES BUT little or nothing about the everyday encounters that guide the course of life, although one could argue that an encounter, strictly speaking, is a coincidence, which obviously does not mean that all coincidences have to be encounters."

-Saramago, Jose. The Gospel According to Jesus Christ.

"God does not forgive the sins He makes us commit."

-Saramago, Jose. The Gospel According to Jesus Christ.

"When Joseph returned to work after the midday meal, his sons lent him a hand, a good example of domestic economy and a way to establish a whole dynasty of carpenters for future generations, if God in His wisdom had not decreed otherwise."

-Saramago, Jose. The Gospel According to Jesus Christ.

"Any ironic or irreverent disciple of Voltaire will find it difficult to resist making the obvious remark that, things being what they are, purity can be maintained only so long as there are innocent creatures to sacrifice in this world, whether turtledoves, lambs, or others."

-Saramago, Jose. The Gospel According to Jesus Christ.

"The son of Joseph and Mary was born, like any other child, covered with his mother’s blood, dripping with mucus, and suffering in silence. He cried because they made him cry, and he will cry for this one and only reason."

-Saramago, Jose. The Gospel According to Jesus Christ.

Este libro lo escogí al azar y como me gustan los libros con polémicas o que causaron escándalo en ciertas religiones, me fue imposible no caer en tentación

"Yes, with God all things are possible, He knows and sees all things, both in heaven and on earth, praise be to Him, but, forgive the irreverence, I’m not sure He can do much to help you this time, because you’re in the hands of Caesar."

-Saramago, Jose. The Gospel According to Jesus Christ.