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syd
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listening to the audio while building my new bookshelf 😍let me tell you what bullshit i’m listening to so far. 1… the narrator genuinely sounds like marge simpson. 2…. the fmc talks about her hangout with her “strictly platonic “ 3 or 4 male friends. 3… she is already saying shit about one of them… “wait why is reid so attractive” while he’s doing basic domestic chores. huh. platonic you say?
— 12 hours, 19 min ago
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