Status Updates From No Souvenirs (Florida Books...

I'm getting a kick out of the fact that Kim had no clue how old Shane was. He's bad at boyfriending. Fortunately he's good at other things.

So this book is ridiculously hot.

"So is this where you go all doctor on me? Tell me to lick your frenulum, wrap my lips around your glans, run my thumb down-"

Kim twisted a hand in Shane's hair. "No. This is where I say, 'Shut up and suck my dick.'"

Yup. I like these two. Bitchy yet sexually assertive guys and laid back dudes with unexpected depth always make excellent book couples :)

“C’mon. You’ve got to have something interesting to say.”
“I see dead people.”
Kim said it with so little affect in his voice, Shane could almost believe him.
“Really.”
“Every day. There are a lot of them around the hospital. It’s kind of nice because they don’t bother me with stupid questions all the time.”
“Dick. Of all the people in the world, I had to get stuck in the ocean with you." LMAO!!!

Got bored