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This is a struggle.

Lost interest, I’m going to pick something else up.

"Sometimes when you're sitting under the chain and you let one drop you get a splash that comes up and snaps you right in the hole. It's alarming but you tend to forget about it almost immediately after it happens. I'm like that. I'm the cold water that makes your ass pucker."

That introduction made me snort. Ha!