Status Updates From None of This Is Serious

“She looks like a chic influencer, and in comparison I look like someone trying to offload cheap products on their friends. Perhaps there isn’t a difference”

This is a pretty good diss

“I’m not sure why I think four hours in the car will change the homogeneity of global capitalism, but for some reason it feels like it should” = what I would say if I wanted to use a bunch of big words to say fucking nothing at all

This might end up a dnf it’s literally so bad