Status Updates From Halo: The Cole Protocol (Ha...

Thel Vadam describing Regret like this ugly wrinkled snake omg. What’s going on

Actual unironic capitalist/fascist propaganda

STOP EXPLAINING YOUR METAPHORS AND DESCRIPTIONS IN THIS DIRECT LEARN-TO-READ WAY omg who the fuck edited this

Also what the fuck is the point in setting up a mystery if you’re going to immediately just have the bad guy tm show up and basically confess everything what a waste

Genuinely tell me what the rioters are doing wrong these poor people just want to live freely 😭 and here come the fucking American army and CIA

It’s crazy how the UNSC is just objectively evil and no one cares

A concept as interesting as the company run-Schyllion will be introduced rifht before the worst description I’ve ever seen written in my whole life. At this point I’m wondering if it’s done on accident

Not sure

I hate when audio books have sound effects or music

They mention the glassing of the planet of madrigal 4 times in the span of 3 pages and twice is said the exact same way. This is gonna be rough