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I cannot get over how dratted FUNNY this book is!!!
Sgt. Doakes: *stalking Dexter and preventing murder*
Dexter: All this hanging out with my girlfriend and acting like an average member of society at all hours of the day is driving me NORMAL.
Rita(said GF): (wearing ring) Aw Dexter, I'm so touched you finally proposed!! I love you!!
Dexter: (knowing that ring is from his sister's boyfriend's cut finger) Um.
— Feb 03, 2026 01:40PM
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Sgt. Doakes: *stalking Dexter and preventing murder*
Dexter: All this hanging out with my girlfriend and acting like an average member of society at all hours of the day is driving me NORMAL.
Rita(said GF): (wearing ring) Aw Dexter, I'm so touched you finally proposed!! I love you!!
Dexter: (knowing that ring is from his sister's boyfriend's cut finger) Um.



















