Status Updates From The Notebook

Writing off his tear stains to make herself feel better? She sucks

What a bitch

Why is he having to comfort her?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?! Ahhhhhhh

Allie is the worst

very sweet

Well.. you really didnt give the guy a chance did you?

Okay but say it back tho??

So not into the infidelity trope

“Surprise - you don’t have any Eskimo brothers ;)”

What a loser - loved him so bad but couldn’t make herself send A SINGLE LETTER???????

Okay so she’s going to cheat a SECOND time? And say it’s okay in the name of LOVE????

“Naturally”? It’s not like you scrubbed at anything - im sure you can stand to use some soap?

Ma’am you’re engaged, gtfo, be in love after you break off your engagements please and thank you - your happiness doesn’t have to hurt others!

“He exuded sexuality” unfortunately my brain is currently picturing old man Noah and not young Noah - get out of my head please

Oh girl, you know exactly why you’re doing this in person…🙄

Kind of a bitchy thought “she had suspected there wouldn’t be anyone else.” Like damn, pretty sure she doesn’t get his letters because the mother hid them or something so why doesn’t she consider that he could’ve found someone else and been even more head over heels than he was with her right after she left??

I feel like this coming back together happened very quickly? Compared to the movie that is. We got less of the flashback way back romance than i remember, could just be my poor memory

River the color of iron is crazy, is that common down there?

Hi actually obsessed with Goldman

Shoutout NNS