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NOOOO THE DOGGGG

“OOOH! DUNNO! FORETELLING THE FUTURE IS WICKED!”

“ Elizabeth didn’t become a Catholic as Mary had asked, she didn’t bury Catherine of Aragon beside her daughter Mary and she certainly didn’t give King Philip of Spain his jaws back!”

“Ooh big one too!” LAH

Earl-y end for essex

“Your spies are fools and so is their master”😂

slimy stuarts succeed😂

“but Tudor flew would make sure you never went back to school again it could kill you as it killed Queen Mary I” oh😨
“in which case your dad socks would be a deadly weapon” 😂😂
“A lot of terrible tudor dangers to overcome if you want to reach old age or even school age”
😨

never trust a tudor

“ are we Catholic or protestant today “

“ that crown must be bad for your health “

THIS IS INSANE HUMOUR

“It would have been kinder if he’d left her a bottle of his poisonous medicine” LAHHH

poor ljg

“Oh silly me! I’d forgotten!” mhmmmmmmmmm

in a couple of centuries😂😂

“He was going to be in trouble if Mary ever took the throne.” Little did bro know

‘HE’S ALSO GOD-FEARING, WHICH IS JUST AS WELL BECAUSE HE WILL BE MEETING HIM SOON’ 😨

he must have been really disappointed when he woke up dead 😂😂

edward the VI the second 😂😂

this is peak humor

poor anne

‘WHICH SAVES A LOT ON THE PALACE FOOD BILLS’ TS SO FUNNY