Status Updates From Princess Mia (The Princess ...

“I mean, he’s so much older than you are—“ THANK YOU, someone finally said it.

“Boris asked me one last time if I was all right, and when I said I thought I was, he slipped into the supply closet and started practicing my favorite Chopin piece of his.
Which has to have been on purpose. He’s so thoughtful.”

Best charachter.

“But, seriously! How else can I put it? It was just…RANDOM.
And what was Lars THINKING? I told him to let NO ONE up. Except for Principal Gupta or a teacher, OBVIOUSLY.
So how did BORIS become exempt from that?”

I for one LOVE BORIS

“You are completely unbelievable. First, you break my brother’s heart. Then you steal my boyfriend. Then you think you can ask me for advice about your completely dysfunctional family?”

Team Lilly ngl. IM SORRY MIA.

I genuinely think Mia makes me gain gray hairs. I get ig she’s a teenage girl who needs her best friend I GET IT PROBABLY MORE THAN I DID AT 13. but Mia you abouslate nitwit YOU KISSED HER EX IN FRONT OF YOUR EX AKS YOUR BROTHER. I hate to break it to you but Lilly highkey is venegful and definitely will hurt you JUST SAYING. Anyway Stan Lars

Which isn’t even legal, Mia.