Status Updates From Forest Mage (The Soldier So...

Something that Hobb seems to take perverse pleasure in is making us feel INTENSE SECOND HAND MORTIFICATION. WHY? I never feel more consistently embarrassed than by Hobb’s (amazing) work.

oh my goodness. i knew the roots of the trees he planted would have gotten to the bodies & then controlled them w magic

spec magic making her say these things

called it

wait. i think it was the scout guy. magic made him do it to turn nevare against his people cause they’re against him

the missing harness strap or whatever it was is what was used to murder the girl. no idea who did it though

i understand he needs to talk to her but pursuing her like that is going to back fire hard. tell ebony you’re alive & have her approach ffs dude

he literally just said enfold the bodies. why is nevare such an idiot?

why would you eat the food??

have ebony ask ex fiancée to send a message to sister