Status Updates From Southern Ladies and Gentlemen

Harder to relate from a "Northerner" perspective. Hilarious anecdotes.

Southern madness is marked by a devotion to the Very Old Math" two plus two equals five, and any psychiatrist who tries to tell it doesn't ought to have his head examined. ... Every good recipe has a secret ingredient. Ours is a blase acceptance of contradiction and... well, "colorful" behavior.