Status Updates From Haunted

Evil Spirits- 4 stars After COVID, this story does not scary me.
Obsolete- 2 stars Back to dumb bullshit.

Something's Got to Give- 4 stars Marilyn Monroe really drives people to murdering people, doesn't she?
Hot Potting- 5 stars I loved this story. The description of the man yelling out people's sins in the woods had me cracking up.
Cassandra- 5 stars AMAZING. I think it's the best in the collection, but only because we got several stories to set up the success for this one.

Dissertation- 3.5 stars The realization that the only native character is called the Missing Link pisses me off, but listening to this story was crazy.
Poster Child- 4 stars OMG The Mrs. Clark and Cassandra stories are so interesting. Cut out everything else.

Speaking Bitterness- 0 stars This is the worst piece of shit story I have read all year. The amount of rage and hatred I had. They should've eaten more of that woman than just her ass cheeks for what she did in this story.
Crippled- 2.5 stars I don't care about insurance hitmen.

It was at this point that I was becoming resentful toward this book.
The Nightmare Box- 4 stars Having another story from Mrs. Clark was a great idea.
Civil Twilight- 4.5 stars Death by bowling balls being bounced is crazy.
Product Placement- 2.5 stars Only Chuck Palahniuk could make a review from a cannibal chef about his knives boring.

Exodus- 3.5 stars This story was deeply unsettling. Human beings SUCK.
Punch Drunk- 1 star This was so transphobic and queerphobic.
Ritual- 2 stars Welp, that was a story. How it comes back into play later in the story is lowkey kinda funny.

Post-Production- 2 stars Well, that was not the backstory I thought Mrs. Clark was gonna have.

Ambition- 1.5 stars I couldn't care less about the art industry, but this story makes it not only boring, but is only saved by the last two pages of the narrative.

This is easily the most unhinged book I’m liable to read this year. I love it!