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There are absolutely ridiculous sentences all through this and I find them utterly fantastic.
I find such humour from Terry Patchett.

Everything that exists, yearns to live. That’s what the cycle of life is all about. That’s the engine that drives the great biological pumps of evolution. Everything tries to inch its way up the tree, clawing or tentacling or sliming its way up to the next niche until it gets to the very top—which, on the whole, never seems to have been worth all that effort. Everything that exists, yearns to live.

“Belief is one of the most powerful organic forces in the multiverse. It may not be able to move mountains, exactly. But it can create someone who can. People get exactly the wrong idea about belief. They think the sequence is, first object, then belief. In fact, it works the other way.”