Status Updates From Kulti

Finally it’s picking up. Almost 200 pages and nothing was happening. Screw a slow burn this is a Sid the Sloth Burn

Also if he’s paying $50 PER ride, sign me up to be his driver, I’ll stop being passenger princess for that money

"My schecke. My little snail, do you know that's that it means? It's a term of affection in my country. My love. My snail. I don't want to waste more time I have nothing to hide, and neither do you."

"You don't find me attractive? You like older men, you told me so. I'm only twelve - thirteen - years older than you."

"Hey, eyes up here, pretzel face."

I knew this part was coming BUT OMG it’s waaayyy cuter than I thought

Oh great heavens

OHOHO did he kill someone then???

Men are not lonely enough