Status Updates From Only Mine (Honey Mountain, #5)

every time dylan talks she purrs. is she a cat

the most unrealistic part of this book is that no one has reported them to HR. wdym they fucked in his office. wdym she gave him a bj in the company elevator. wdym he ate her out in his office previously. the list goes on and on. a sexual misconduct case just WAITING to happen

dylan is laying down with her injured father and decides now is the time to be flirty w wolf. time and place. pls.

minx:

why couldn’t she just put an actual emoji. writing it out is so much worse

i’m sorry but if my sister came w me to go trick or treating w my kids and was in a slutty costume i would be pissseddd. and who only ever plans for one costume anyway??

this is a bad book. josie warned me and yet nothing could have fully prepared me for how unlikable both dylan and wolf are. however i told her i would read this book and so i will continue

I'm sorry, but if you freak out like a lunatic at a stranger at a gas station and then show up to get interviewed at my company. You're not getting hired, you've shown how you really are and I won't trust you to be professional at work?? Dylan is the worst

I don't know why I'm doing this. This series is bad and each book it gets worst and worst. Also, Dylan is the worst character in this series, I can't imagine her book is going to be any good especially with how immature she is in just this first chapter