Status Updates From Gentlemen Prefer Villains (...

Oh no. I think the word ‘unalive’ is not used in an ironic way *facepalm*

Language change over time but this change is born out of censorship on social media to avoid upsetting the algorithm. Which is bonkers.

This is very dumb and I want to finish it because to stop with reading now feels like giving in.

I must see if this will get dumber.

(I am laughing at myself for not coming up with some more descriptive words than just ‘dumb’)

Fuuuck, I should have noped out of this terrible movie my friend’s showing but the things we do for friends. Sighs. I’ll finish tomorrow…

This kink is surprisingly hot 🥵

I resent having to get up and stop reading.

Okay, it was worth the wait.

It took so much longer to get spicy than the first one but there’s a good reason for that. Doing it for me but a little notes it took so long to get to sexytimes.

Using torture porn both correctly and incorrectly at the same time is a feat.

Eh, actually slightly cringier than the first and didn’t get as smutty as quickly. But I’m willing to give it time as I enjoyed the first so much.

Generally annoyed at the French Simon slings: as someone with a native French speaker in the family, it seems like it’s there to remind you that Simon is French and not there organically, but I’m loving everything else so I’ll forgive the minor flaw.

I’m so excited. I’ve been waiting to pick this up at a bookstore event. Yay!