Status Updates From Orange Is the New Black

"I did push-ups and crunches, but there was no place to do yoga without someone eyeballing me, certainly not in our six-women cell. It contained the three of us, an Eminemlette, a cheerful six-foot-four giantess called Tiny [...]"

I love that for her

"Piper, I don't know shit about Florida, I'm from the Bronx, I been to Milwaukee, and that's it," declared Jae. "No fucking reason I should be going to Florida unless they be taking us to Disney World."

That's so real