Status Updates From Those Empty Eyes

I bought the Kindle version and picked up the Audible version at a good price with the intent of reading and listening.

Unfortunately, I am going to have to read it and not listen. Not one full chapter in and the narrator's esses plucked my nerves worse than clam-shell packaging! Is it just me or is this an issue with most women narrators?

Since I didn't use a credit, I can't return it :-(