Status Updates From The Undertaking of Hart and...

I can feel the 3rd act breakup coming and I don't like it

While I am not alone, per se, there are times when I feel like I’m at a party, standing against the wall when I’d rather be dancing.

strange start but i’ll go with it.

“Do you honestly believe that dogs don’t have souls? Have you ever met a dog who wasn’t a hundred times nicer than your average human being?”
“Um, no?”
“Exactly. Don’t insult dogs like that.”

Now he found himself wondering which was worse: a pretty young woman seeing him as nothing more than the offspring of a divine parent, or Merciless Mercy loathing him for the man he was.