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Children, they are acting like children on the playground!

This from someone who actually likes the miscommunication trope!

Oh no that is so sad...

Anyway.

Randomly starting in the middle of a series because of some random trope you want to read is unhinged behaviour.

Or is it typical for a book nerd?

Always talking about how they wee, but what have they been doing when they’ve gotta take a dump? Are they using hides then cleaning and reusing them? Do they have a seperate area for bowel movements? How are they staying regular? 😂

Now, this ablik field poses more questions than it answers. And I still don't know how they get it, just where.

Hands? HANDS?!!! When did he grow another arm? Or did a hand grow from his tail, or something?

And now she's feeling sorry for him and the author is trying to convince me she's developing "feelings". Yeah, pity is a feeling, all right.

And now he's criticizing her cooking. Something very important to her, supposedly. Why did the author think that made a good pairing?

She likes making food. He doesn't enjoy food. A bad pairing from the start.