Status Updates From A Mind Full of Murder

wasn't i just bitching that he'd pulled back too far from horror the last few books and that I'd missed it? now valkyrie and i are both throwing up:/

"i went to mortal school where they don't teach you where ireland is:(" this dude fucking rules i want him in the gang immediately

but how does winter even know about all that? there were only a few people who did and why the fuck would they have told her??

"Listen to me. The life that you knew is over. It's gone. All your hopes and dreams are different now. You'll never get over this, but you will adapt. You will learn to be happy again." :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

yayy no more tight pants

the dumb "africa only has 3 sanctuaries" thing being retconned as a punishment/sanction imposed by racist european sanctuaries rules actually i will give him that