Status Updates From A Mind Full of Murder

oh I know skulduggery loves that menswear guy on twitter who bullies nazis

I'm sorry but has anyone ever matched someone else's freak like these two.. like how does a work conversation devolve so smoothly into an argument about corkboard that I didn't notice it happening

"He tells me I've failed humanity. I don't know whether that was because I'd peed myself or what, but if it was, that's a hell of a burden to put on someone who didn't have access to a toilet." 😭😭😭

yayyyy I was just thinking she should get back into necromancy

"no matter how good she was, valkyrie was better" alice baby your sister just interrupted an interrogation to ask her suspect why her antidepressants aren't working

WHAT!!!!

I love when they try to set up a bit but the random people in the room don't want to play with them. turns them into pouty children

spell of turn skinny??

oh they literally say that in the next paragraph. lmao

vengeous died 19 years ago how the fuck is this teenager his kid

fucking hyundai ruining everything