Status Updates From Primal Red (Bellingham Myst...

"Peter took his hands from his laptop and rolled his eyes. Sometimes, he hated himself for being so good at his job." -- you guys i can't. HALP

"He had just been invited back to Nick’s house for a sunset drink and already he was imagining how his furniture would look in it. What was he, a lesbian?" -- .............................. really, book?

Ah yes, speaking in a non-English language, OBVIOUSLY he's up to no good. Reminds me of BBC Sherlock episode where titular character was roaming around Chinatown & passersby were filmed sinisterly even though they had nothing to do w/case and were probably just talking about groceries and their kids, but FOREIGN, so obviously they were all harboring SINISTER INTENT. Who doesn't love xenophobia? */sarcasm

Book has already made fun of gluten intolerance and used the phrase "dyke" in a demeaning way. Doing well so far. Really good. /sarcasm.

"Droplets of gore dribbled from his finely furred chest and forearms."

This is already so promising.

Going out on a roof with someone who could be a killer! Shame on you.

The date!!!