Status Updates From The Vessel

«wow i am severely shooketh» she said begrudgingly

Already this is my worse nightmare because what do you mean an old woman has hit her not once but twice AND spat on her nahhhh sorry but I’d take the old woman out before she ever did that to me

Note to self: Don't get close enough to get bitten by an old lady.

This book is quite strange, and the writing is… well it requires further assessment.

So far very strange. With an almost Tim Burton-esque quality to the writing and overall atmosphere of the story. Whether that’s good or bad… remains to be seen.