Status Updates From The Donut Legion

"I felt like one of those curious, hungry fish that looks at a hanging worm, a slight glisten of hook, and thinks: You know, I can make this work."

"The crinkle fries were precut and precooked. Warmed up in a microwave. They had a soggy taste, like chewing on the fingers of a dead man."

"My take, right-wing extremism is the same as left-wing extremism. They go far enough in either direction, they meet at the back of the circle where they can fuck each other in orgasmic anger."