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liz.
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not to complain . but can something interestingly eventful happen now
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If only I’d known earlier Shane East narrated this….. Perfect voice for Death. *chefs kiss*
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vaishnave
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The thief: Then why do you love me?
The fool: Because I'm a fool. Why do you love me?
The thief: Because you're a fool.
The fool: And because you're a thief.
The thief: And what, pray tell, am I supposed to have stolen?
The fool: This watch, for one. My affections, for another.
The thief: Ah, yes. Rather an incidental theft.
The fool: Do you regret it?
The thief: For your sake? Perhaps.
oh, fox <3
— Jun 17, 2026 07:01PM
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The fool: Because I'm a fool. Why do you love me?
The thief: Because you're a fool.
The fool: And because you're a thief.
The thief: And what, pray tell, am I supposed to have stolen?
The fool: This watch, for one. My affections, for another.
The thief: Ah, yes. Rather an incidental theft.
The fool: Do you regret it?
The thief: For your sake? Perhaps.
oh, fox <3
Gabi
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The thief: Then why do you love me?
The fool: Because I’m a fool. Why do you love me?
The thief: Because you’re a fool.
The fool: And because you’re a thief.
The thief: And what, pray tell, am I supposed to have stolen?
The fool: This watch for one, my affections for another.
The thief: Ah yes. Rather an incidental theft.
— Jun 17, 2026 04:50PM
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The fool: Because I’m a fool. Why do you love me?
The thief: Because you’re a fool.
The fool: And because you’re a thief.
The thief: And what, pray tell, am I supposed to have stolen?
The fool: This watch for one, my affections for another.
The thief: Ah yes. Rather an incidental theft.
